An Inconvenient Voice

(My modified condensed version of what Paddy Chayefsky wrote for the film “Network”)

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a recession. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV’s while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my blanket and my TV and my grande skinny vanilla latte and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’ Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone.

I’m not going to pretend that everything is okay.

I’m not going to say something cute and convenient.

Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn’t come out of some form of media! Television is the Gospel, the Internet is the ultimate revelation.

So, you listen to me. Media is not the truth! The Internet is not the truth! Television is an amusement park! Hollywood is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, side-show freaks, lion tamers, and football players.

You crave entertainment. You want to forget what’s going on outside your taupe-coloured walls so you watch how forensic science always gets the killer, or how complete strangers lose weight, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don’t worry, just look at your watch, at the end of the 2 hours he’s going to win.

So you sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colours, creeds. You’re beginning to believe the illusions they’re spinning. You’re beginning to think that what you see on a screen is reality and that your own lives are unreal.

The soundtrack to your life isn’t some song from The Shins or Jay-Z, but rather a multitude of unpredictable sounds and melodies of a wife crying, a son laughing, an annoying neigbour chatting, a car engine dying, an alarm clock blaring.

You would rather watch reality TV than be real. You’d rather hear compressed music through headphones than listen to the wind blowing. You’d rather check facebook on your iphone than acknowledge the faces standing near you.

So I stand here this evening to tell you to turn off your 42-inch screens, de-activate your small portable prison-cells, give away your selfish-pod devices and repent. I am a voice shouting in this concrete wilderness; prepare the way for the Lord’s coming… because you just might miss him.

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