Already I can smell the scent of forced resignation to be “romantic” for those who are in some sort of romantic relationship. Yet, sometimes what’s needed is a healthy dose of perspective. Consider Edmonton’s own Mitchmatic. He would love to get the attention and affection of a girl. Sadly, he’s reduced to a withering, delusional stalker. On the plus side, you can listen his pathological bouncy songs here. Happy last-minute-overpriced-flower-purchases-at-Safeway Day!