5 Reasons Why You SHOULDN’T Watch this movie:
1. It does not have CGI alien can opener/robots that talk, fly, explode and shoot lasers in ear-deafening levels.
2. There are no animals that talk and teach a zookeeper about how to date.
3. Literary and artistic luminaries like Fitzgerald, Dali, Hemingway and Picasso are portrayed. BORING.
4. Owen Wilson is a little more Woody Allen and less Josh Duhamel.
5. You’ll want to break off your relationship with Rachel McAdams because you just might fall in love with a stunning and classy French lady. Je suis un clin d’œil à toi Marion.